Obituary of Stanley Marion Lavender

Captain S. M. Lavender, known for “Dead Men Tell No Tales” Eccentric worldly cruiser Captain S.M. Lavender dies September 22, 2010 of rare European cancer at age 75. Captain S.M. Lavender was a well-educated and versed traveler aboard his 50-foot Grand Banks Motor Yacht. He conquered and plundered the Puget Sound, British Columbia and Alaskan Coasts. He scoured the seas for teak and mahogany to keep his original wooden trawler in prime shape. He never needed the little blue pill. He will soon be forgotten but his wood will be long remembered (the motor yacht). His 5 wives, Mexican Jewish olive skin and brown-eyed Dalia, French bosomed Sophie, English blonde fair skinned Marilyn, Swedish, voluminous Shawna, and Irish red haired Macy survive him. Twenty children Dalia E. M. Lavender-Lawyer, Thomas Lawyer of Oakridge, TN., Elena Marie Lavender-McDaniels, Justin McDaniel, of Nowhere, USA, Daniel Aaron Lavender of Lacey, WA., Carl Andrew Lavender of Lacey, WA, Juanita Leann Urlacher, Pat Urlacher of Pacific, WA., Robert Edward of Auburn, WA., Alex Vos of Fargo, ND., Andrea McLees of Olympia, WA., Cory Smith of Munroe, WA., Peter, Paul, Mary, John, Paul, George, Ringo, James, of world traveling. Thirty grandchildren, Zachary Aaron Lavender-Boswell, Tommy Lawyer, Jeremy Lawyer, Kayla Leann Sewell, Brian Edward Sewell, Kelcey Rose Lavender, Lilly Elizabeth Bowen, Nathan McDaniel, Victoria Jean Urlacher, Kyle Urlacher, Roselei Lavender, Jack, Bob, Marley, Elvis, Presley, Alice, Taylor, Cooper, Joel, Walsh, Buddy, Holly, Ricky, Nelson, Bob, Tom, Joplin, Glen, Livet.